Prewrecked Jeans

Track eight of Musical Stories Hardly Worth Telling - Prewrecked Jeans
Lyrics:

But it didn't get any better
because next came
the longest lasting style of any
Already worn out jeans
ones with rips and scuffs
and holes already in them

[Chorus]
You have every convenience
You should never have to work
But you want to look like a hard worker
We have pre-wrecked jeans
We’ve done the work for you
and ripped your jeans
so you don’t have to

If I want a pair of ruined jeans
I will buy fresh jeans and wear them out myself
I do not need the sweat shop kids
wearing my jeans for two years first
Do we sell anything else this way?
Can you imagine going to buy a car
You're looking at all the shiny new cars
the dealer comes over and she's like

[Chorus]
You have every convenience
You should never have to work
But you want to look like a hard worker
We have pre-wrecked cars
We’ve done the work for you
and crashed your car
so you don’t have to

“Hey I got a really cool one to show you
just come over here.
You may have seen it in the drunk driving ads
The windshield totally smashed
The passenger rear side door is completely gone
There's rust details all around
even on the top and on the inside
those are tricky to get
and if you if you hit the gas
the back axle will fall right off
and get this it is only 10 grand more
only 10 grand more

[Chorus]
You have every convenience
You should never have to work
But you want to look like a hard worker
We have pre-wrecked jeans
We’ve done the work for you
and ripped your jeans
so you don’t have to

So I took one of my Stand-up bits and used Udio v1 AI to make it into this song. Using my prompts and the song lyrics. Udio’s Ai also made the image and simple video.

Popularity, from Stories Hardly Worth Telling. You can see the whole show I performed at my old High School at logantsmith.ca