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Mars Cafe #46: "Cornhole Investigation"
Sheriff Bill has called a secret meeting in order to study the retrieved Martian data that has been leaked into the broader universe... but ultimately has to come to terms with the futility of his own existence.
This one's a tear-jerker. Keep a tissue at hand.
Emory embarks on a deadly covert mission, buys some fruit, then receives an astronomy lesson; Space-Byron has to identify a bird; Pedro Serrano sets out in search of two important garments; Bill struggles with paperwork, then struggles with intoxication; An Angry Robot Head imparts vital trivia regarding a country music superstar...
All in all, The Cabeza Policia have finally closed a troublesome chapter in their ongoing KAARP investigation, and there's a huge victory in that.
Bravo, gentlemen!
#Mars #CIA #Assassin #UFO #AI #Robotics #Sobriety #Melancholy #WarpSpeed #Worrmhole #KAARP #CERN #HealthyLiving #Underwear #Chickens #BigSavings #Wireless #Communication #Gossip #FirearmSafety #TheoreticalPhysics #MembersOnly #MangoSeltzer #LynxPiss
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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