Mars Cafe #12: "Incident Report"

Solving the mystery of the Day Zero tragedy will ultimately lead to the discovery of the KAARP Conspiracy, and the implementation of Space-Byron's maxiverse-breaking Simulation Experiment... But every worthwhile investigation begins with a solid incident report.

Original synopsis:

The Cabeza Police Force has been tasked with investigating the "Day Zero Tragedy" that took the lives of dozens of citizens! Space-Byron accesses valuable data retrieved from "Air Command" (the mirror counterpart of "Sky Patrol"); Moochie falls into a grave depression following Loafy's meaningful funeral service; Sheriff Bill is buried up to his chin in stupid paperwork, but he is amazed by the advent of new technology, stunned by the existence of a particular organization, and thrilled to learn that Space-Byron's best friend is a local celebrity performer; Pedro Serrano, the most junior officer, an inflatable balloon, is sent to gather sensitive but valuable information; Emory Bunny decides that he has a secret nemesis. This episode has it all, including a celebrity guest star! Subscribe to this stupid show, you hateful dicks! #marscafe #pulptarot #yearsformonths #kellytaylor #sheriffbill #picklefrolic #skypatrol And why not purchase the definitive MARS CAFE graphic novel?

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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