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Mars Cafe #48: "After Hours"
How are things in your neck of the woods?
Original synopsis:
Space-Byron has been invited up to Phobos Moon, the radio nexus of the solar system, to be interviewed by Barry Taylor on the "After Hours" show!
Today's topic: "The everyday horrors of living on Mars!"
Unfortunately, Barry Taylor has committed a sex crime, and is now on the run, and Space-Byron must step up to the plate to both host the show and interview himself...
Production Assistant Tiffany Tucker slides into the guest chair...
It's all fun and games until someone doesn't win $700.
This is a short, breezy episode, designed to make your Saturday feel somewhat less oppressive. Unless you are Tiffany, of course.
Hijinks ensue. Space-Byron's private thoughts about mammary glands, shapely feet, and welcoming bums are accidentally transmitted into the ether...
This is a Liminal Space you're always free to return to, to experience again and again, and to ultimately melt into the pointless, repetitive unendingness of everything!
#Radio #TV #YouTube #Netflix #AmazonPrime #NPR #CBC #PBS #BBC #BBC #Mars #Cydonia #Phobos #TrueCrime #Streaming #PikPok #SexualTension #QuietGirls #JamesWebb #BarryTaylor #TiffanyTucker #MarioFink #SpaceByron #AngryRobotHead #Horror #ThatChapter #RedShoes #MaleGaze #Patriarchy #ThoughtCrimes #Ouroboros #Ragnarok #Cydonia #VLT #FBI #CIA #KAARP #Simulation #DeadInternet #TheThinker #RustyRobotPenisStump #SafetyMeeting
All Space-Byron, all the time!
Slip your eager member into a supple leather shoe and enjoy the ride.
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes.
Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot
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