I Got Pulled Over on my Motorized Toilet (twice)

In this video: I kept showing up late for work cause i had to poop, but not anymore, I invented a motorized toilet so I can poop on the way to work, and still be late.. cause i got pulled over.. twice.

Watch as I take my gas powered toilet through the drive thru, and of course I'll take a number 2..

It also is quite the chick magnet, i brought it out on saturday night on main street and picked up some girls for a ride!

Lastly, bring it to a motorcycle expo and it completely stole the show, hundreds of people had their phones out recording, it was a real hoot.

Written, Designed, Built, and Edited by: Chris Pisani @PISANITY

Dedicated to my Father, RIP 7/3/2020

He would have thought this was hilarious and would have been proud of me for engineering this and successfully building it. I used his tools to build it.

In fact, the ryobi drill as seen in one of the final scenes was the same one that fell from his hands the moment he collapsed and died of a heart attack while working on a house project in his garage in the summer Florida heat..

I thought about him frequently when building this in my garage with his tools.

He loved motorcycles and it made me think of him even more when i was editing the motorcycle show scenes..

My grandfather was an Italian immigrant, an orphan who came to america as a small child, and grew up in an orphanage in Jamaica Plains, Boston Massachusetts. He got a job on the police in cambridge Ma, worked hard for many years, and eventually was elected Chief of police in Cambridge. In which he died in the line of duty. His story is incredibly inspiring to me. He and my father were great men.

About the video, it is the grand irony that the facilities management uniform is not a joke, it is my actual discipline, I work a full-time job as a facility manager of multiple buildings in Florida. I got my Bachelors of Science in Facilities Engineering from Massachusetts Maritime Academy in 2016. I’ve worked at MIT facilities management, and in management for a facilities engineering company in NYC and Chicago.

Behind the scenes this vid took longer than expected due to my day job being extraordinarily busy, and got hit with some unexpected design flaws which caused multiple week delays. And then it crashed and broke 2-3 times But I kept fixing it until it worked perfect no matter what; including installing a clutch which I’ve never done before, but as I like to say, do the impossible as usual.

Blood, sweat, and tears.

-Chris

Timestamps:

0:00 I Built a Motorized Toilet
2:18 Gassing Up my Toilet
3:13 "I'll Take a Number 2" at the Drive-Thru
12:33 Picking Up Girls on my Motorized Toilet
16:27 Police Pulled Me Over on my Motorized Toilet
21:08 Crashing my Motorized Toilet Twice!
22:10 Crashing a Motorcycle Show! on my Motorized Toilet