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Tiny Robot Neil: "Automatic Help"
Enjoy a piece of the future, in the past, but experienced in the present. It's the least we can do while waiting for Phase-4 of The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show to finally arrive.
This vignette features Tiny Robot Neil, and it occurs in some nebulous corner of later Phase-3 (after "Cornhole Investigation" but before "Therapy Animals").
Original 2023 synopsis:
The bedroom community of Bizmot has been in bad decline for decades, and now it's down to just two residents: Uncle Curtis and Tiny Robot Neil.
Tiny Robot Neil has to do all the cooking and cleaning around the stately Cydonian manor, while mad Uncle Curtis wastes his time on "Economic Espionage", hoping to someday perfect a stealth device that will, in theory, eavesdrop on neighboring communities and glean their "secret to success".
Who knows? Uncle Curtis might finally turn things around for Bizmot.
Meanwhile, all Tiny Robot Neil wants to do is die.
This cartoon show is fun for the whole family!
#MarsCafe #FaceOnMars #Cydonia #AirCommand #LittleBooks #Wastelands #SevenGods #RoadsToTheEasternWorld #SpyBalloon #GhostTowns #Cabeza #SexRobots #SheriffBill #EmoryBunny #HardWork #Radio #RedPlanet #NoFlyZone #China #Allergies #Science #Dementia #StrategicNukes #BunsUp #Kneeling #Wheeling #Dealing
Hey! It's already April of 2023! What's really going on here?
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes.
Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot
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