Mars Cafe #19: "Story Town"

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Cabeza is a very gossipy town, and Sheriff Bill plans to utilize the "grape network" to get to the bottom of the increasingly frustrating Zoran Markovic mystery. But gossip is heartbreaking and poisonous! Catch up with all the important local rumors in the latest episode of MARS CAFE! A suspicious and xenophobic Monica is fretting about all the "undesirables" making their way to Mars thanks to Kloneforp's unpopular refugee program; Space-Byron is unapologetically sleeping in someone else's bed; Moochie and his shady friend Taylor have begun flooding the streets with "fake news"; Mayor Veronica-5 is under investigation by the Ministry, and she is spending her free time in the company of a man who isn't Emory Bunny... and Sheriff Bill makes sure to let Emory know all about it; Emory misappropriates Sky Patrol's resources, then seeks solace in the company of Bimby, his pet plontiwog, but is brewing up a tasty scheme for revenge; Pedro Serrano is the talk of the town because he purchased a fancy new hat; Cumbot embarks on what can only be called a "secret reverse mission"; Bill streamlines the investigation, repositions himself to get "the upper hand", asks some very important questions, and then helps Emory to come to grips with life's various difficulties and problems. This episode is filled to the brim with tasty dirt! Get the rundown! What's going on here? #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #hearsay #realhousewives #adultery #shocking #revelation And buy a FLAT MARS t-shirt at http://yourmomsurethra.com You will be the talk of the town, too, just like Pedro!

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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