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Tammy Svrcek: "Agent of KAARP"
Tammy used to be an ordinary Earth gal, living a quiet life in France. Now she's a Secret Agent, working for KAARP, and living in squalor on Mars. No one suspects a thing... not even her junkie boyfriend, Gerry...
When the Lysitheans send Special Instigator Clam Flannad to the Red Planet, to determine the fate of General Wang Ding Bao, Tammy is called upon to infiltrate Air Command and gather valuable intel...
#MarsCafe #SheriffBill #EmoryBunny #SpaceByron #AirCommand #SkyPatrol #KAARP #Lysithea #RoyalNavy #Espionage #NoisePollution #Liberty #Democracy #Fascism #Tyranny #Monica #Tammy #Kodak #Deafness #Demotion #PowerStruggle #Touching #PersonalSpace #Goo #Oozing #Robot #Tongue #Coercion #Recovery #Descent #FallOut #KickBack #NoFlyZone #FBI #CIA #CERN #MUFON #JWT #IntelliCopter #Trespassing #Vagrancy #Cydonia #Recycling #Cornhole #Ceres #Metz #HumJob #YumBurger #DoingStuff #Skills
Not featured: Tiny Robot Neil. His scene was cut.
This episode takes place exactly between MC #58 and MC #59.
Have an OK sort of day. Why not?
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for clashing pizzles.
Buy THE PULP OF TAROT card deck here: https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/310614/The-Pulp-of-Tarot
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