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Mars Cafe #27: "Bottle Episode"
In the world of TV shows, a "bottle episode" happens when the producers run out of cash and have to cut costs, and end up filming a very streamlined chapter featuring fewer locations and characters, just to save some bucks and even things out. A few installments of the "Breaking Bad Show" come immediately to mind--such as the one where Jesse Eisenberg spends a whole day pleasuring himself in bed while high on percocet and wild truffles! Episode #27 of THE MARS CAFE CARTOON SHOW is not immune to "bottle episode" syndrome, because finances are tight, but that means it's a great time for intimate character development! Emory Bunny's fate remains in limbo; Cannibal Chris Parsley is a complete no-show; Monica, Mike, Pedro, and Cumbot are utterly absent; Zoran Markovic is not in the picture; Moochie and Taylor are off doing something else; Mayor Veronica-5, however, has to address a large Cabeza crowd and convince them that the very next "Day Zero" is sure to be a big hit (and also to beg for votes); Space-Byron has received special "TV show" footage from "Air Command" and, quite possibly, has made a great new friend; A fan-favorite character has seemingly returned from the netherworld of the dead, and with a remarkable new orifice, to boot; Documentarian Froobius has bonked his own noggin; Sheriff Bill has to contain an unpleasant crowd, witnesses a strange and squishy event, then heads off to execute a hateful Zeta Reticulan in order to keep Mars safe! All in a day's work! #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #klone #hangingtree #capital #punishment #crime #alien #DeathHole #Kloneforp #TVA #MCU #Loafy #variant #Delta+ And visit the website in order to book your own execution-- http://thebottleepisodegameplay.com Life is short!
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes.
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