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Moon Patrol! By Astra Nova!
(Verse 1)
I’m suitin’ up, another shift in space,
Got my helmet on, got that lunar look on my face,
Ridin’ my rover through the dust and the craters,
Chasin’ moon rats and dodgin’ space invaders.
(Pre-Chorus)
Houston’s in my ear, “Keep your eyes on the sky,”
But I’m dreamin’ ‘bout Earth and a big apple pie.
Every night’s the same—man, I’m losin’ my soul,
Just another lonely night on the Moon Patrol.
(Chorus)
Oh, Moon Patrol, I’m stuck in this rock and roll,
Chasin’ shadows in the dark, it’s gettin’ old,
Oh, Moon Patrol, I’m howlin’ like a lone wolf,
Out here in the crater cold, it’s gettin’ dull.
(Verse 2)
There’s no bars, no girls, no neon lights,
Just a bunch of rocks and some meteorites,
Aliens buzzin’, but they’re all just drones,
No one to talk to, just my space suit and bones.
(Pre-Chorus)
I’m seein’ things, man, I’m losin’ my mind,
Is that a disco ball or just a trick of the light?
I’m countin’ all the stars, but they all look the same,
Wishin’ I was back home playin’ video games.
(Chorus)
Oh, Moon Patrol, I’m stuck in this rock and roll,
Chasin’ shadows in the dark, it’s gettin’ old,
Oh, Moon Patrol, I’m howlin’ like a lone wolf,
Out here in the crater cold, it’s gettin’ dull.
(Bridge)
I used to dream about flyin’ to space,
Now I’m just cruisin’ at a snail’s pace,
Got my sights on Earth, but I’m stuck in this hole,
I’m the loneliest ranger on Moon Patrol.
(Chorus)
Oh, Moon Patrol, I’m stuck in this rock and roll,
Chasin’ shadows in the dark, it’s gettin’ old,
Oh, Moon Patrol, I’m howlin’ like a lone wolf,
Out here in the crater cold, it’s gettin’ dull.
(Outro)
Someday I’ll quit, someday I’ll retire,
Gonna leave this moon dust and start a bonfire,
But for now, I’ll just keep ridin’ alone,
The king of the craters on Moon Patrol.
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