Kimmel Tells Viewers to Call J.D. Vance’s Office and Tell Him About How Rainbow Sprinkles at Baskin-Robbins Turn Kids Gay

KIMMEL: “It isn’t just random MAGA nuts and sweaty Teddy doing this. Trump’s own running mate, J.D. Vance, is the main source of this nonsense. He’s been talking about this in speeches, he’s been posting about this as much as he can. The city of Springfield in his state, Ohio, says there have been no credible reports of Haitians eating pets. But J.D. Vance, who wants to be vice president of the United States, keeps bringing it up.”

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Reporter: “CNN asked Vance’s office why he is pushing such a blatant lie. They said, ‘Senator Vance has received a high volume of calls and E-mails over the past several weeks from concerned citizens in Springfield. His tweet is based on what he is hearing from them.’”
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KIMMEL: “Oh, he’s getting calls. I didn’t know he was getting calls. Now it makes sense.
(Laughter)
I guess all you have to do to get J.D. Vance to start spreading crazy things around is make calls. This, by the way, is the direct line to his office.
(Laughter)
(202) 224-3353.
(Cheering and Applause)
Whatever you do, do not call that number to tell J.D. Vance that rainbow sprinkles at Baskin-Robbins turned your kids gay, okay?
(Laughter)
Please, do not distract the senator with this kind of silliness. He has Haitian cat-eaters to stop.”