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Cops: Reloaded (The Mars Cafe Begins)
Every story starts somewhere! Why not begin HERE?
Whether you're brand new to this saga of gibberish, or even if you just finished watching Episode #64, it doesn't matter one bit: Time is a wheel!
1077 days ago, Sheriff Bill was put in charge of Cabeza Policia. Everything that has happened since that day has been the direct result of his executive decisions. Is he the leader his subordinates deserve?
It's Emory Bunny's FIRST DAY on the job, and he couldn't be more full of optimism...
It's his very first Safety Meeting!
Everything should work out just fine!
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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/produc...
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes.
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