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Mars Cafe #64: "Life Dust"
A strange, vengeful invader arrives in high Martian orbit, intent upon destroying the planet... only to find that the planet's destruction seems to be already underway.
Can a nuclear catastrophe be averted once it's in progress?
In the midst of Armageddon's dusting, the good folks of Cabeza Policia get to think back on all the choices that brought Life to this endpoint.
The territorial Sheriff's Office assumes command of Cabeza's municipal police department; Sheriff Bill restructures the Forza, uses his sweeping authority to employ his friends, then commits a grievous HR violation; Emory Bunny abandons his dream of becoming an Economist, and longs for the admiration of his siblings; Space-Byron and Andy-Robot vie for a premium leadership position; Candy-4 has had enough of Sheriff Bill's garbage and takes an extended medical leave; Grand Master Pumpkin goes for a swim in the tropical waters of space-time.
While it ends, find out how it all began! Why not?
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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/produc...
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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