Wash, Rinse, Repeat. No More Goat Shaggers!

At least 12 people were killed and nearly 3,000 wounded when pagers used by members of Hezbollah, a U.S.-designated terrorist organization, blew up simultaneously on September 17 across Lebanon. Additionally on September 18, thousands of handheld radios or walkie-talkies exploded in Lebanon, killing at least 14 people and injuring hundreds. Rumor has it the explosive devices contained gelatin from pigs used as a stabilizing agent; thereby guaranteeing that the recipient will not see their 72 Virgins and will not see Allah or Mohamhead in Paradise. Here's how it was accomplished.

Memes of the Day
Shalom, Achmed!
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Actor James Woods: Biblical
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The 12 tribes of Israel 1700 years before Muhammad invented Islam. Not a Goat Shagger in sight & no Palestine.
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