Hose

I dont think anyone reads this. Hardly anyone watches. By "Hardly anyone" i mean pretty much no one. I thank those that do watch. But now i am just talking to myself and thanking myself.
Lyrics-
I saw a raccoon taking a dump on my property.
I spray him with a water hose.
A cat hissed at me cause she wanted my burrito.
I spray her with a water hose.
A dog then came around and tried to chase the cat.
I sprayed it with a water hose.

Mmmmmmm
Wuu

A lady came and told not to spray at her dog.
I spray her with water hose.
Then her husband came around to try and whip my ass.
I swing and hit him in the balls with the sprayer.
Then i spray his ass with the water hose.

Mmmm
Uww

Is your butthole surprised by the stream of water that comes inside?
Is your butthole surprised by the stream of water that comes inside?
Is it a nice surprise when a stream of water goes inside?
Ah ha ha ha!