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Why Comedy Should Come With Trigger Warnings For Snowflakes
Remember the good old days when you could tell a joke without requiring a detailed disclaimer longer than a CVS receipt?
Ah, those were the times, weren't they?
You could make a joke about anything—religion, politics, even your own mother—and people would either laugh or not laugh. Simple as that. But now? In this brave new world, telling a joke is like navigating a minefield of social justice warriors, snowflakes, and professional offense-takers waiting to pounce.
I miss the days when ‘sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me’ was the prevailing mantra. It’s now more like ‘sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will get you canceled, doxxed, and possibly sent to the Prison of Public Opinion.’
Yes, the social media mobs are out for blood, and they’ll take nothing less than your comedic privilege. You say the wrong thing, and they’ll deploy their digital pitchforks faster than you can say “Make America Great Again.”
The irony here, folks, is that stand-up comedy has always been about pushing boundaries, challenging norms, and making people think. But today’s ultra-sensitive crowd has done a 180-degree turn and now seeks to sanitize humor to the point where it’s about as entertaining as paint drying.
So, irony of ironies, the land of the free and the home of the brave is now the land of the easily triggered and the home of the perpetually offended. Imagine if the Founding Fathers were alive today to see this? They’d be LOL-ing in their powdered wigs.
So here’s to the future of comedy, my fellow free-thinkers. Here’s to the day we can all laugh without worrying about getting our citizenship revoked by the Ministry of Sensitivity.
Stay hilarious, stay unapologetic, and always, always stay unoffended!
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