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Well, y'all, tonight's dinner is throwin' down the gauntlet, Southern style! Inspired by Patton's sister, who apparently cooked up a storm so good, it's got Patton fixin' to outdo her. We're talking a culinary duel under the mason-dixon line where the only thing sweeter than the tea might just be the revenge served on a plate.

Now, Jason, bless his heart, couldn't help but stir the pot with his group chat talk, saying those food pics from last night's feast were enough to make anyone's stomach throw a hissy fit with jealousy.

Patton and Jason are also gabbing about their upcoming gig on Keith Malinak's show. They're planning to navigate what might be as awkward as wearing socks with sandals in a Southern church - a conversation with Kris about some GIF Jason whipped up. You know it's gonna be stickier than molasses in July.

So, don't y'all miss this episode, where the talk is as rich as the gravy, and make sure you're tuned in come Friday. Because if there's one thing Southerners love more than a good meal, it's a good show, and with Keith, it's bound to be as entertaining as a possum in a hat. Come and laugh with us.