Coca Cola, Sometimes War — Ep 342

By the time we start the show tonight, Hurricane Helene will have begun its assault on the United States, presenting yet another opportunity for the government to screw things up.

Excitement was rampant in the right wing influencer sphere after the Justice Department Inspector General yesterday told Congress that information about Confidential Human Sources during the January 6 “Attack on the Capitol” will be included in an upcoming report…set to be released after the election.

El. Oh. El.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says it’s time for NYC Mayor Eric Adams to step down “for the good of the city” after news of a sealed indictment surfaced on Wednesday. Some say the details could embarrass Democrats just forty days before the US presidential election. But it became apparent to us quite some time ago that Democrats aren’t embarrassed by anything.

So, while Kamala continues to holistically cackle her way toward a selection night to remember on this coming fifth of November, some are suggesting that Iran would have zero interest in killing Trump, scoffing at the suggestion and laying 100% of the blame for recent attempts on his life squarely at the feet of an incompetent U.S. Government.

But with the looming threat of a coming mass casualty event and plans for a highly kinetic stage of world war three slowly making their way into public consciousness, Congress is now considering a Constitutional Amendment that would ensure incompetency in government, regardless of how many are killed.

It’s almost enough excitement for me go full Zelensky and start banging away on the piano with my increasingly fat penis.

The Council considers Coca Cola and Sometimes War on September 26, 2024