CRISIS ACTORS - WHERE DO THEY ALL COME FROM?

Once upon a time, in a land, far, far away, there lived a town of crisis actors. They were a bit fake, somewhat hard to trust but very useful in other ways. You see, they had a very important role to play, that was, to help the adults of the lower realms feel comforted and safe when bad things happened. As long as these adults believed in their little town of crisis actors, everything was alright. They could dwell in a fantasy land where children were never stabbed or blown up or endangered. They could sleep easy, and carry on as usual.

In the La La Land of crisis actors, no-one was ever murdered or raped or assaulted - it was all just a bit of theatre. There were no real emotions to bother a person, just scripts, new productions and rehearsals. There was always some false flag to prepare for to help the adults in the lower realms cope.

The end.