The Ballad of Danny Jones.

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“Danny is a straight laced person and a very credible and believable source Matt.”
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(Verse 1)
He’s lurking in the comment threads, a menace in disguise,
With a smile that hides the venom and the malice in his eyes.
Spins a web of lies and rumors, feeding on the strife,
He’s a master of destruction, tearing up your life.

Praises like a joke they say, "What a credible source,"
Like hailing Shipman’s patient care — now you’re off course.
Like Diddy’s parties, oh, what a sight,
Or Savile’s charity, yeah, that’s just right.

(Chorus)
So raise a glass to Danny, the king of the trolls,
Whose words cut deep like ice in your soul.
He’ll dance on your downfall, your tears bring him cheer,
To Danny Jones, let’s all give a jeer!

(Verse 2)
He’ll build you up, just to knock you down,
Smiling while you crumble, watching you drown.
Gathers up his audience, a twisted little show,
He’s the judge and jury, and the executioner, you know.

And when you call him out, he’ll wear a saintly grin,
“Just an innocent observer, let the games begin!”
But praising Danny Jones? That’s a hell of a feat—
Like giving roses to the devil for the souls that he keeps.

(Chorus)
So raise a glass to Danny, the king of the trolls,
Whose words cut deep like ice in your soul.
He’ll dance on your downfall, your tears bring him cheer,
To Danny Jones, let’s all give a jeer!

(Bridge)
And they’ll say, “He’s a source you can trust,”
While the victims lie shattered, their dreams turned to dust.
Like saying Shipman was caring, Savile gave back,
Or Diddy’s house parties were a moral high act.

(Verse 3)
So here’s to the troll with his twisted crown,
Whose laughter echoes as the world burns down.
But we won’t be fooled by his masquerade—
A snake in the grass, his game’s been played.

(Chorus)
So raise a glass to Danny, the king of the trolls,
Whose words cut deep like ice in your soul.
He’ll dance on your downfall, your tears bring him cheer,
To Danny Jones, let’s all give a jeer!

(Outro)
Yeah, to Danny Jones, let’s all give a jeer.