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White House Deadline for Discreet, Reply to Request for Information It Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny

[FOB FREEDOM, September 30, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

At least one “make-a-statement” candidate, catering to a small, right-leaning base, in the kingmaker congressional district in the battleground state of Virginia is not flooding medians with political signs promising “prosperity”, with no specifics, which may be validated as appealing to some in the most educated congressional district in the seventh “most educated”, by credentials, state in the nation, where Arlington Democrats are reported to hold all of the strings of power in the second most educated municipality in the nation, and home of the most government scientists. Distinguishing himself from those independents who had qualified for the November ballot, all nondescript unknowns, with no prior records of experience or accomplishment, one pesky independent, and former headliner on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, opening for Magic Johnson and Ludacris, but not even on the ballot in a congressional district where the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to the minds of analysts whenever he just tries to qualify for a ballot, continues to make a statement at least in the courts, even if on issues not a priority for voters doing their duty to get out the vote. And, perhaps, that is empirical evidence of what elections are for.

“Well, Howard, it was our thought that with almost 1.2 million Americans having lost their lives to a novel virus, an issue like resolving the mystery of the proximal origins, if only to prevent future collisions with novel viruses might resonate at least amongst our data-driven empiricists; however, when we review the evidence, not just taking this on faith, belief or myth, let’s just say it was not our best seller. And this correlates positively with our findings being explored on another action, now down in Richmond, about these color-coded cheat sheets, with a prefilled dot to assist our most educated voters to distinguish between their Rs and their Ds. Call me a hypocritical Christian, but I follow the science, and the data speak for themselves,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

In a matter where even the court has acknowledged a “protracted history”, a long-awaited reply, after a grant of requested extension, from attorneys for the White House, in response to a rebuff to a motion for summary judgment in a ripe for dismissal case on a FOIA, usually a light burden for a federal agency, in FOIA cases in which the vast majority are settled under a motion for summary judgment, had been expected to be filed in the federal district court in Washington. Why this matter has taken so long, especially against an unrepresented litigant, with “bizarre conspiracy theories”, who, at least according to the court, had tried to obtain documents under the FOIA from Meta Platforms, Inc., which is not a government agency, is not clear. Nor has the White House cared to comment on this perhaps trivial matter.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.