Space Scabies

A song for you
Lyrics-
I one time found an old mangy dog.
I spray painted him green, and glued glitter on him.
Also glued some sticks on top of his head.
Then i sold him to a young kid.
Easiest fifty dollars i ever made.

The next day the kids mom comes up to me.
She looked like she was full of diseases.
She had rashes all over her body.
And said that alien dog i sold her son did this to them.

They got space scabies!
Ooooo have some mercy!
Those there are space scabies.
Someone put these people in quarantine.

I said i am sorry but there are no refunds.
And thats just terrible about your luck.
But this is all your stupid sons fault.
He said he could raise an alien dog just fine.

They gots those space scabies.
Yeow! Thats gotta be uncomfortable!
Those damn space scabies!
Dont you or your son ever touch me!

I dont!
I dont!
Dont want no space scabies!
Just keep your distance!
Stay the hell away from me!
God knows i dont want no space scabies!

OOooooooooo who oooo!
No space scabies!
Oh no sirree!
Dont give me no space scabies!