i'd rather vote for a cockroach *ag standup @ the east room

josh lewis looks like a leader of the free world
man this looks like an actual show
so glad i didn't commit suicide...
can you tell how nervous i am hahahahaha
that's kyler finney i am speaking with up there
giant hole in my leggings
i don't wanna fornicate so no
i need to put an x right there tho that is also misleading
x marks the spot, i coulda kept going but alas
cross out autism spectrum n just replace is w/ narcissism
did somebody boo, i have no idea
it is always real bitch
that was me reacting to me
schizophrenia is the only mental illness w/out a license plate
never been excited ever
confession w/out priest...
true story bout my bishop
i literally get up there n tell the truth n i think that they think i am doing some act or routine
i meow at them back
i'd be the prez of the free world if i had a smartphone but i don't believe that women should do that ever so...
that's gotta be cj (LOUD black bitch) in the back
cough cough cough
yawl laugh at nothing n it's annoying
you know what's funny...
why are they clapping don't they already know that i have this
i dunno watching this i can't help but think (and maybe this is my insecurity) that they might just be trolling me by clapping, perhaps i am paranoid
i fucking hated that by the way