Meanwhile, in the Wild West of America: Chicago Edition

Ah, yes. The grand old United States, where dreams are made and, apparently, trains are looted en masse. Picture this: not one, not two, but a herd—yes, a herd—of 100+ enterprising citizens who have decided that paying for goods is just a little too “old school” for their tastes. Why bother with receipts when you can have an adrenaline-pumping shopping spree on the rails?

Looting, you say? Oh, come on! Let’s call it “urban treasure hunting.” A game of high-stakes tag with law enforcement, where the prize is...whatever you can carry. Because, let’s face it, America has always been about opportunity, right? Well, here's your opportunity to grab some...uh, train goodies. You just gotta be quick, though—those loot-fueled sprints don’t run themselves!

But seriously, America is giving the Wild West a run for its money. Looting trains? That's not just a crime spree; that's a historical reenactment!