Surviving the Wasteland (Episode One: The Adventure Begins)

The adventure begins! We wake up in a weird doctor's house after being shot in the head by a dickhead in a checkered suit. After remembering what we looked like and that our name is Timmy, we shambled around and answered the good doctor's questions. He was nice enough to give us a bunch of gear as we head out into the wild brown yonder to find that dickhead in the checkered suit and tea bag his corpse. How we go about that or how we get there is anyone's guess, but it's sure to be more fun than a barrel full of something. Follow us along on this epic adventure in Surviving the Wasteland!