Phallic Nit Wits (PNW)

Verse 1:
Oh, the world’s full of fools, we all know it’s true,
With their heads in the sand, not a clue what to do.
They stumble and bumble, can’t find their own feet,
These Nit Wits of nonsense, oh, what a treat!

Chorus:
Penis Nit Wits, what a sight to behold,
Dancing in circles, acting so bold.
They blunder, they fumble, they never quite fit,
Oh, the life of a full-blown Penis Nit Wit!

Verse 2:
They talk like they’re smart, but it’s just empty air,
With brains full of fog and a dull, vacant stare.
You can point to the truth, it won’t make them see,
They’ll still think they’re geniuses, don’t you agree?

Chorus:
Penis Nit Wits, what a sight to behold,
Dancing in circles, acting so bold.
They blunder, they fumble, they never quite fit,
Oh, the life of a full-blown Penis Nit Wit!

Outro:
So here’s to the Nit Wits, in all of their shame,
A fool by any other name’s just the same.
We laugh at their antics, they think it’s legit,
Hats off to the one and only... Penis Nit Wit!