A Turd Party Told Me!

(Verse 1)
A turd party told me, whispered in my ear,
Said Matt Taylor’s Yanto, let’s spread that far and near.
We know it’s not true, but we’ll pretend it’s so,
To see if the police bite, let’s give it a go!

(Chorus)
A turd party told me, but don’t you dare reveal,
We’re just stirring trouble, that’s the real deal!
Matt’s not Yanto, we know that’s a bluff,
But we’re desperate for drama, ‘cause trouble’s not enough!

(Verse 2)
We’ll send out the whispers, get tongues wagging fast,
Hope the cops come knocking, make the chaos last.
It’s all just a ruse, a game we’re gonna play,
‘Cause Taylor’s got us running, and we won’t let him stay!

(Chorus)
A turd party told me, but don’t you dare reveal,
We’re just stirring trouble, that’s the real deal!
Matt’s not Yanto, we know that’s a bluff,
But we’re desperate for drama, ‘cause trouble’s not enough!

(Bridge)
We’ll dance ‘round the truth, like it’s a grand parade,
But deep down we’re laughing at the mess we’ve made.
Let’s keep it rolling, this tale’s out of control,
A turd party told me—guess we’re playing the role!

(Outro)
A turd party told me, but we know the score,
It’s just a bit of gossip, knocking on the door.
Matt’s not Yanto, but hey, who’s to care?
We’ll keep the joke running, just to see who’ll stare!