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Tales from the Tombstones
There is a graveyard in the wood,
Despite the years, it's still withstood.
On the trees chirp the birds,
Stones below hold man's last words.
From a clockmaker’s stone,
I’ve never heard from,
He quietly said,
"My time has come."
A chemist lies,
In another direction,
His last words were,
"That was the wrong reaction."
A lawyer’s tomb,
Between trees enclosed,
His last words,
"The case is closed."
An anonymous grave,
I clean moss quick,
then i can read:
"Told you I was sick."
Beside it lies,
An owner of a store,
Who simply said,
"I can’t be bothered anymore."
A captain’s tomb,
Stands grand and high,
His last words were,
"An iceberg’s close by."
A generals grave,
old quite a bit:
"From over there,
they cannot hit."
A diver rests,
it there remarks,
"This water is not
deep enough for sharks."
A stubborn guy,
who liked to disagree:
"What're gonna do?
Gonna stab me?"
In great letters,
on a comedians tomb,
"I'm tired being,
the funiest guy in the room."
A tragic drunkyard,
Who drank too deep,
His final plea,
"Just one more before I sleep."
Over there,
the tomb of a clown,
says "if I'm lying,
may God strike me down."
A good samaritan,
his loving family,
immortalized the words:
"I wonder why he shot me."
A young man's stone,
So full of cheer,
His reckless words:
"Someone hold my beer."
An experimenters grave,
I'm staring at.
it simply reads: "No,
why did I do that."
An officer,
lies here to rest.
"Hurry, please.
Bring me a bulletproof vest."
The final tomb,
to which I go,
Bears just one word:
The simple "No."
Life can be short,
Life can be long,
But sometimes in words,
Mementos live on.
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