The Art of Digital Deceit : Gollum's Guide to Faux Ownership

A self-proclaimed master of mischief, the Great One (Gollum) revels in his latest act of digital trickery—filing a fraudulent DMCA claim and seizing another’s work with brazen flair. Justifying his actions with twisted logic, he argues that, as a Universalist, ownership is fluid, and taking what isn’t his is simply a matter of cosmic entitlement. The thrill lies in watching the chaos unfold, as bewildered victims scramble to defend themselves against a web of bureaucratic deceit. To Gollum, this artful pilfering isn’t just an act but a divine calling, where theft comes wrapped in the false virtue of sophistication.