Hand-job Yourself (parody) (Mackey)

Vocals & lyrics by Glen Gordon
music by The Georgia Satellites
lyrics
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I got a little condom in my wallet
im gonna put it on my thing
going down to the love shop
get me a big cock ring

but each time i go there
i get the same ol thing
they dont make em that small Mackey
then they start laughing at me

i said thats fine - hum now what shall i do
i'll take that blow up- bitch
and that penis pump- too
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Well i got the bitch home - and i filled her full of air
shes even uglier than the picture - but i didnt care
so i got naked - and - started buffin - my bone
i was kinda in hurry - cuz my roomates-comin home
the time was right - i knew nothing could go wrong
i was so damm horny - i was lookin at the crack of dawn
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well i was about to bend her over
i was about to stick it in
thats when she pointed at my dick
and started laughin at me

i said - thats fine - as i deflated - my - date
i'll slap some lube on my pole
and busta nut - on your face
she said - get down on me mackey - and make it quick
said i got no problem with that , just dont you laugh at my dick