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(satire) Elon Musk to Help Build First Holocaust Museum on Mars (satire)
2024-11-16 JUST IN Elon Musk to Help Build First Holocaust Museum on Mars
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DESCRIPTION: WASHINGTON – Elon Musk announced on Friday that his company, SpaceX, will spearhead the construction of the first Holocaust Museum on the planet Mars. In collaboration with The United States Holocaust Memorial Council, a museum will be built underground, where those people will be most comfortable, and where they hope to collect tragedy donations from the first colony.
The building will serve as a firm reminder to the inhabitants of Mars, ensuring that they continually remember the tragedy that occurred in WWII against European Jews. Inside sources have hinted that Elon Musk might also consider building a new Western Wall because, after all, Mars will eventually need politicians and those politicians will also need to partake in some type of Babylonian humiliation ritual.
LINK TO MUSEUM ARTICLE: https://www.slightlyoffensive.com/elon-musk-to-help-build-first-holocaust-museum-on-mars/
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