Manic Monday

Ah, Mondays! The day that sneaks up on you like a cat with a vendetta. You wake up questioning why weekends are only two days and if coffee could be administered via IV. Your alarm clock becomes your worst enemy, causing debates about its fate: hammer or gentle snooze? At work, everyone’s communication skills regress to cavemen grunts until the caffeine kicks in. But hey, at least there’s always next weekend... right? Until then, keep calm and dream of Fridays!