Wu Shi Rap

The idea on doing the Wu Shi Rap in my short story, Koherence, was an inspiration from Evil Emperor X. I wish he never would've taken his vids down... So, this is just a basic redux.

Lyrics:
Raiden: Ok, Liu Kang. Do you remember your Wu Shi training?

Liu Kang: Yes, Master Raiden. I am ready.

Raiden: Alright then. Let's go.
It's your boy Raiden, with the thunder and the shock.
I'm gonna strike you down in battle like your name was Shinnok.
So, I use my amulet to rewind up this clock.
So, I can kick your ass again, with Round 3 a cakewalk.
Hear my omnipresence, the thunder and the bang.
When I walk up to the girls, they call me hella Hat Gang
My troops and I will tag you like we're the next Wu Tang!
So now I'm gonna pass it to my boy, Liu Kang

Liu Kang: Champion of Kombat, I'm the greatest of them all.
When I put both these legs it's like I'm running up a wall.
You better beg for mercy, or I'll cripple like Kotal.
When I beat you down in kombat, It's your mother you should call.
Fireball, last call, Hara Kiri at the stall.
It's a brawl, free-for-all, stand against me you will fall.
Once I set my sights on you, I go up to speed like Kabal.
So, you better run and hide before I turn to aerosol!

Raiden: Stand down, Liu Kang!
I think they've had enough.
Wu Shi Gang is on the rise, time to let them know what's up.
Shao Kahn shown up on my doorstep, time to show that we don't bluff.
Now let's finish it like Toasty. Kung Lao! Blow it up!

Kung Lao: Splitting and a flippin', get my hat spinnin' coming from a Shaolin Monk
Sippin' up Earthrealm's rice wine, real fine, still gonna beat you while I'm drunk.
Stand up, slice up, dice up, put you in a vice just like in a live tree trunk.
We're defenders of the Earth, and I know what I'm worth. Take your life when you fight me punk!

Raiden: I think we've set a warning, for this Fatality.
Call us the Deadly Alliance cuz we're on a killing spree!
This is no Deception; I will bring an end to this Brutality!
Armageddon begins, Raiden wins a Flawless Victory!