Oh, come on—not Santa too!

But now that you mention it… Santa is an anagram of Satan. Coincidence? Maybe. But imagine if the elves were secretly masterminding some global scheme—plotting world domination from the North Pole. Meanwhile, Rudolph’s just out here like, "I signed up to guide a sleigh, not be part of some shadowy conspiracy."

Honestly, though, if Santa’s working with the dark side, what’s in that sack? Chaos? Cookies? Coal for all of us? Either way, it’s kind of hilarious to picture the jolly old man moonlighting as the leader of the naughty list resistance. 😂