Premium Only Content
Trending Tunes - Who Brought the Tofu Turkey?
🦃✨ Who Brought the Tofu Turkey? ✨🦃
Every Thanksgiving table has that one dish—and now it has its own anthem! 🎶🍂 "Who Brought the Tofu Turkey?" is a hilarious and upbeat track that’s perfect for laughing off the culinary surprises at your holiday feast. 😄🎉
🎧 Featured on the album Thanks for Thanksgiving!, this song will have everyone singing along (and asking questions).
▶️ Press play and serve up some laughs with your sides!
Verse 1:
The turkey’s carved, the smell’s divine,
But what’s this mess on the veggie line?
A tofu turkey, who’s to blame?
Cousin Lisa, you’re the name!
Chorus:
Who brought the tofu turkey, y’all?
It’s wobbly, weird, and two feet tall.
We love you, Lisa, but it’s plain to see,
This ain’t the bird for Thanksgiving, please!
Verse 2:
It’s jiggling, wiggling, and won’t cut clean,
Grandpa’s asking, “Is it food or a machine?”
Lisa says, “It’s plant-based, it’s cool!”
But the kids are chanting, “Bring back the rule!”
Bridge:
We’re thankful, Lisa, for all you do,
But tofu turkey just won’t chew.
Next year, let’s go back to the bird,
‘Cause this experiment’s truly absurd!
Verse 3:
It’s midnight now, leftovers in sight,
Guess what’s untouched? That tofu delight.
Lisa laughs, “Guess it’s all for me!”
But even she wants gravy with her turkey.
Ending:
Who brought the tofu turkey, y’all?
Thanksgiving’s about the feast, not a curveball.
Let’s toast to love, laughs, and second chances,
And leave the tofu for vegan dances!
-
LIVE
I_Came_With_Fire_Podcast
8 hours agoApocalypse, Revelations, Antichrist, and the Devil RE-Stream with Pastor Eric
195 watching -
17:09
Bearing
15 hours agoLiterally TRANSING THE KIDS 💀 “The Gender GP” Dr. Helen Webberley 🏳️⚧️
5.29K35 -
9:24
tactical_rifleman
11 hours ago $0.01 earnedBest Plate for the Price | RMA 1165 Gen 2 Body Armor | Tactical Rifleman
5.64K2 -
DVR
Flyover Conservatives
22 hours agoDid MAGA Just Get Hijacked? The Technocratic Coup No One Saw Coming - Courtenay Turner | FOC Show
13.2K6 -
50:54
Patriots With Grit
5 hours agoMK ULTRA: Behind The Psychotic Drugs & Electrodes | Lynne Scott Haggerman
4.91K1 -
LIVE
TruthStream with Joe and Scott
5 hours agoLive with Jaime Harlow: AI, 3IAtlas, Quantum Computing: 11/28 #316
210 watching -
LIVE
Akademiks
3 hours agoNo Cap Explodes on his Sidepieces. Sukihanna tells Saweetie to Embrace being a ***. Blueface v Epps
879 watching -
2:50:05
Barry Cunningham
7 hours agoBREAKING NEWS: PRESIDENT TRUMP GOES SCORCHED EARTH ON BLACK FRIDAY! DEMOCRATS IN A PANIC!
35.3K42 -
18:18
MetatronHistory
1 day agoThe REAL Origins of the ROMANS
8.46K1 -
8:51:35
GrimmHollywood
12 hours ago🔴LIVE • GRIMM HOLLYWOOD • BRRRAP VARIETY PACK DAY •
8.03K2