GenX hotline.. hysterical

True story here. My siblings ALL told me to go play in the traffic... right up until the neighbor didn't see my short butt and literally ran me over in his driveway. I ended up UNDER his car between the tires, so not really run over, but run down. Anyway, he didn't even know I was under there until he heard me crying when he got out of his car. After that, my siblings slowed up on the go play in traffic comments. 🤣🤣🤣🤣