all the options just feel the same

thoughts come n go don't they
whenever i'm not under pressure then i remember
i'm always on in this other world
female singer/songwriters are totally fine w/ being crazy
the tits really change everything
not a feminist statement but a true statement
self-aware women already know how we are being perceived
my favorite artists are nuts
comedy is inherently political
sometimes they laugh, sometimes they don't
i have to have this pep talk w/ myself every 3days
it's definitely not established what comedy is
i'm still human so i care what people think but not enough to change my persona
hardly anyone is taking risks anymore
they barely pushed back regarding the jab
i can't not be this character or whatever
it's not going anywhere so i make due w/ it
it bothers me more than it should considering
women are supposed to be nurturing so if i come across in a masculine way i am somewhat self-conscious about that
i don't think you have to be angry or insecure in order to get up there but it helps
you don't have to be interesting, that was never a requirement
i just randomly remembered that i am on a comedy show in a couple of days
joey goodsong still texted me about it
i didn't get paid at all hahaha
if you want conventional success you have to do more conventional shit, not happening
i just wanna reach my people
after life really just means 5min from now
society goes along w/ whatever everyone is doing
fearmongering is both a catholic AND protestant thing
the orthodoxy tries to focus on God's love in a non-gay way
the donald saved me from the perils of liberalism
i'll never do my best jokes
always contradicting myself cos i am consistently conflicted
every once in awhile they will use the r-word
i hate niche comedy, i'd rather branch out
jews didn't want the sinners cos they were sinners
i just need to talk about everything in code
everyone has to capitalize on sumin
so many reactionaries, either super dramatic or just full of shit
if you don't wanna be poisoned you gotta spend $10 more
capitalizing on what's wrong is wrong
i don't want yer bad decisions to make me $
humility is not a fun thing