Buy ANYTHING else! - Samsung s24 Ultra

If you have $1300 to spend on a slab phone... just get anything else!
Find out how i feel about Samsung Galaxy s24 Ultra, hypothetical flagship phone of hypothetical future.

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0:00 - Samsung Galaxy s24 Ultra
0:23 - Spoiler
0:34 - Shadow of Samsung
0:48 - Downfall of Samsung
01:14 - Right to Own and Repair
1:47 - Worth it?
1:57 - №1 Size and Weight
2:16 - One Hand mode
2:24 - №2 Charging speeds
2:51 - Even Budget Phones...
3:08 - №3 Biometrics
3:40 - №4 Cameras
4:42 - Good about Camera
5:03 - №5 "Ai features"
5:40 - Subscription Ai?
5:50 - What is Ai?
6:40 - Where is Ai in Samsung?
7:03 - Ai from another planet 🪐
9:38 - Galaxy unpacked event
10:02 - №6 Eye pain
10:33 - Have i Sold s24 Ultra?
10:57 - №7 Price to Performance
11:20 - Did i miss it?
12:00 - Why buy Anything else?
12:12 - Fool me ones...

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