all the rage has an entirely new meaning these days

no smoothie today so i must have phantom smoothie mouth
i never seem to notice these crusties until hours after the fact
for all yer talk of self-awareness bitch...
drink smoothie, not eat smoothi
dt is a career celebrity
since this country values celebrity status sooooo much...
why do the tabloids sell if this weren't true
i appreciate trump cos he's hilarious n i'm a real comedian
if comedians can't see the humor in this shit then they don't have too much to offer
apparently 4million democrats sat this election out, i wonder why
we never know the purpose until way later
i voted for trump in the election that i knew would be obviously rigged
trump is there to do some magic
dc is not supposed to run the country, the states should be in control
go to california if you wanna be irresponsible
the direction your life goes is up to you
politicians can't do all the shit that we think they do
if you don't wanna get pregnant then don't fuck when you're most fertile
women love to use their mouths whenever it ain't necessary
whenever it's most important you say nothin
why they're obsessed w/ hashtags n psych drugs
medication makes women less feminine *ZING!
unless we're having sex you don't need to know my gender
it really is privileged information, thank you juliana hatfield for that
not gonna argue biology but psychology n sociology contributes indirectly to how we behave
i must have a full access pass to the masculine part of my brain
people say all kindza things that don't serve them
everything you're doin will lead you straight to ruin but you don't seem to mind all that much
what DO you say to that other than i'm sorry