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Jesus is Watching You!
1 year ago
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Stop me if you've heard this one!
A house robber sneaks in, and a parrot squawks, "Jesus is watching you!" The robber just shrugs it off, telling the parrot to shut up. But wait—out comes a dog with a name tag reading "Jesus!" Talk about a twist! 🐦🐶
Join us for this hilarious tale that ends with a valuable lesson about our new shirt, "Jesus is Watching You!" featuring that very dog. It's a quirky reminder that sometimes, the best protection comes from unexpected places.
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