Lazy Like a Pro (Electro-Swing) - HotPotMusic

Lazy Like a Pro (Electro-Swing) - HotPotMusic

“Ladies and gents, pull up your comfiest chairs! Put your feet up, and let’s swing into the art of doing… absolutely nothing. You’ve earned it!”

I hit the snooze, it’s my favorite tune,
Dreamin’ ‘til the sun rolls to afternoon.
My to-do list? Tossed it away,
I’m busy doin’ nothin’ in the laziest way.

My couch is callin’, it knows my name,
Remote in hand—it’s my claim to fame.
People rushin’ ‘round, but that’s not my flow,
I’m takin’ it easy, lazy like a pro!

Lazy like a pro, that’s how I roll,
Movin’ slow to a swingin’ soul.
Feet up high, let the world go by,
Watch me master the art of lullaby.

Lazy like a pro, I’ve got the groove,
Relaxation’s my every move.
Fast-paced world? I’ll let it go,
I’m takin’ my time, lazy like a pro!

Coffee in one hand, snacks in the other,
Netflix playin’ like my undercover lover.
My energy’s low, but my vibe’s sky-high,
This is the life—no need to try.

People say, “Get up! You’re wastin’ the day!”
But my swingin’ beat keeps the stress away.
Why hustle hard when you can take it slow?
I’m livin’ my truth, lazy like a pro!

Lazy like a pro, that’s how I roll,
Movin’ slow to a swingin’ soul.
Feet up high, let the world go by,
Watch me master the art of lullaby.

Lazy like a pro, I’ve got the groove,
Relaxation’s my every move.
Fast-paced world? I’ll let it go,
I’m takin’ my time, lazy like a pro!

“Now folks, remember, the secret to laziness is commitment. Commit to doing nothing with style, grace, and a little swing in your step. And don’t forget snacks!”

(A snappy combo of brass instruments—trumpets and saxophones—trading playful riffs with piano stabs and an energetic, bouncy double bass. Add a fast-paced electronic drumline to modernize the swing.)

No deadlines here, no alarms to set,
Just chillin’ in my robe, no signs of sweat.
Some call it lazy; I call it finesse,
Kickin’ back, lookin’ sharp, in my Sunday best.

The clock keeps tickin’, but I’m standin’ still,
Why climb the mountain when I can just chill?
I’m the CEO of taking it slow,
Welcome to my world—lazy like a pro!

Lazy like a pro, that’s how I roll,
Movin’ slow to a swingin’ soul.
Feet up high, let the world go by,
Watch me master the art of lullaby.

Lazy like a pro, I’ve got the groove,
Relaxation’s my every move.
Fast-paced world? I’ll let it go,
I’m takin’ my time, lazy like a pro!

“And there you have it, folks—the anthem of the idle, the rhythm of the relaxed. Sit back, take it easy, and remember: slow and steady wins the swing.”