My Pooch is a Conservative

Goofy Bwain - My Pooch is a Conservative

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I thought my dog was just a pup,
But turns out he’s got his values locked up.
Won’t chase frisbees or fetch no stick,
Says, “I don’t run, I legislate quick.”

My pooch is a conservative, it’s plain to see,
Wants low kibble taxes and a big fence policy.
He’s barking out orders, making his stand,
He’s a paw-litician in the four-legged land.

He growls at the cats, calls them freeloading pests,
Says, “These alley critters ain’t passing the tests.”
He digs in the yard, building his wall,
Keeps the squirrels out—it’s the law of the paw.

My pooch is a conservative, he’s tough and proud,
Sniffs out the truth in the liberal crowd.
No tail-wagging nonsense, he’s here to stay,
With a campaign slogan: “Woof the Right Way!”

He barks at the TV, hates late-night shows,
Says, “These puppies are soft, don’t know what I know!”
No sharing his bone, no socialized snacks,
And he’s lobbying hard for a leash-free tax.

My pooch is a conservative, sharp as a tack,
Wears a red bandana with MAGA on it.
He’s wagging his tail for a brighter dawn,
But only if the neighborhood stays off his lawn.

So here’s to my pup, with his steadfast views,
He’s red, white, and ruff through and through.
But when the day’s done, he’s still my guy,
My pooch is a Conservative, he’s my best ally.
My pooch is a Conservative, he’s my best ally.