I tried to turn myself in tho! No charges! Gees!

I thought they would at least lock me up for terrorism since the monkey said it. But i went and told them i must be guilty because some fat bastard accused me of Male Me Too but it was a waste of time- they had no record of complaint and no charges! Damn. But at least i got my rape van! Maybe somebody will take me serious. I am a big bad dangerous super dangerous somebody …right? Well that’s what the disapearing monkey said. Lol. This is parody . Its gonna be alright. But Femi - i got the gettaway car…where you at ????