The 12 Days of JC - Eleven Mongrel Bikers

On the eleventh day of Christmas, JC gave to me:

Eleven mongrel bikers
Ten new Commandments
Nine Godly briefings
Eight willful women
Seven spotless kitchens
Six Edna e-mails
Five dee-mon weeds
Four pits of sewage
Three binding spells
Two righteous thrusts
And Art Bell in some shrubbery