Simple Pleasures Theft - December 18, 2024

On December 18 at approximately 2 am two unknown individuals, including a clumsy person in a silly looking beanie, and a slightly taller individual wearing an overpriced "Hurley" hat and jeans that appear to be way too tight, decided to break into the local business Simple Pleasures and steal a significant amount of merchandise (although the clumsy guy in the silly beanie dropped some stuff which slightly reduced the overall theft amount). If you have any information which can lead to their arrest, please reach out to the Washington County Sheriff's Office at 240-313-2100.