I Beat Your Dog's Sass (1949)

This boldly worded swing track is alleged to be the last open threat Jimmy 'Smacks' Crackson made to a pack of dogs before they eventually chased him down.
He was known for taunting the local town dogs with his snacks and newspapers, up until the point where the lead dog named 'Smuckers' formed a dog mob and they bit the living sh*t out of him, giving him rabies which eventually killed him.