Warzone for the distinguished

Tonight, the business of battle kicks off in Call of Duty Warzone, where the profits are high, and the competition is hostile! Join me, Ever, as I team up with my loot-loving associates, Velspeth, Drippy, Codex and Questt. These teammates can’t resist cracking open every single crate they see—it’s like watching investment bankers during a Black Friday sale on gold bars.

While I’m strategizing and securing the Victory Royale, they’re busy acquiring a dragon’s hoard of loot (and leaving me to deal with the ambushes, of course). But hey, that’s just how we diversify the portfolio.

Tune in as we navigate chaotic mergers, hostile acquisitions, and maybe, just maybe, make it out with a full briefcase of W’s! The battlefield is open—don’t miss the action!