Squeal Like A Pig (1977)

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Colonel Cletus and The Rocky Mountain Oysters recorded this country western hit "Squeal Like A Pig" in response to the mass immigration of city slickers from California moving into his rural state. Cletus did not understand the situation, nor could he understand the intricacies of their liberal yuppie bullsh*t they brought with them. What Cletus did understand is how to use his music to help keep the Californians out; with a simple open threat of butt **** at anyone within earshot of my, cough... excuse me, his pickup truck. Needless to say this classic tune has aged like moonshine in oak barrels with a message more relevant today than ever.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Son you don't wanna come this way
Where you can hear the banjos play
My mind is small and my hog is big
Can I make you squeal like a pig

[Chorus]
Take my hog on your chinny chin chin
huff and puff and blow my house in
My mind is small and my hog is big
Can I make you squeal like a pig

[Verse 2]
Saw you boys going down the river
I got me an 'ance to deliver'
My mind is small and my hog is big
You best go back to where you live

[Verse 3]
Its best you boys just turn around
and go back to your fancy town
Or else we're gonna corn that hole
Going wee wee wee all the way home

[Verse 4]
You don't wanna go to jail
Where its only male on male
My mind is small but I know this much
No ones coming to save your butt

[End]
Yeee Haw! Get em Skeeter! Get that butt!