The Daily NOT - A show about what didn't happen today. Episode 334.

Today's topics:
Elon Musk Did NOT Post 'My Tolerance For Ketamine Is Unlimited'.
Trump NOT Reported By Journalists To Be 'Furious' About Posts Urging 'To Bring Kazoos, Recorders, And Vuvuzelas' To Inauguration.
Elon Musk And Taylor Swift Did NOT Jointly Endorse Power-Saving Device 'Stop Watt'.
'Coats For Kids' Is NOT Real Oprah Charity, Did NOT Take In '$140 Million' After Buying '310 Jackets'.
Biden Followed Protocol By Ordering Flags Lowered For Carter During Trump's Inauguration.