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Pimp Olympics (1996) Atomic Wax X Hard Archive
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90s underground hip-hop single "Pimp Olympics" by Atomic Wax and Hard Archive.
Lyrics
[Atomic Wax Verse]
Pimp hand acrobatics don't you question these tactics
Make you back flip like a b*tch with my backhand gymnastics
Don't try this at home my technique is advanced
I vault the pole vault with the d*ck in my pants
You could suckus this discus cuz I don't f*ck around
Take me three tenths of a second to knock those t*ts in the ground
Listen for the pistol cuz you're in deep sh*t
I'll run 400 meters just to slap a b*tch
[Chorus]
It's The pimp Olympics
the Olympics of pimpin
I slap down b*tches like a pimpin Olympian.
[Atomic Wax Verse]
Run for it b*tch cuz your outta your class
I'll run a hundred yard dash to put a foot up your a**
The Judges know before it even begin
That When I slap a b*tch it's a perfect ten
Going to the podium some world record sh*t
Pimp hand athletics wear the gold on my d*ck
Aim for the game to knock a b*tch to their backs
Cuz I'm thermonuclear Atomic Wax
[Atomic Wax Verse]
The imitators need to step the f*ck aside
Wax and Hard Archive will bury you alive
Testing my patience with your cheap imitations
B*tch you better know your own limitations
Back the f*ck up and give me some space
I'll breast stroke in your face with a medium pace
Cuz You ain't got the soul with that weak hoe control
You think you can swim but the pool's f*ckin closed
[Hard Archive Verse]
All you do is talk talk talk but you're never listening
Don't test me b*tch I'm a pimp Olympian
I'll woop that a** in every competition
You can't take this heat b*tch get back in the kitchen
Every time I run it's a three legged race
Gonna shove my baton in the judges face
I'll run your a** down like Jesse Owens
for that three fitty you be owing
[Hard Archive Verse]
I'm the greatest Olympian since ancient Greece
One hundred yard dash practice running from police
I pole vault over the prison fences
Jumping over walls like I was Mexican
Slapping b*tches is part of my fitness plan
I'm doing laps faster than Bruce Jenner when he was still a man
Gonna massacre these games like Munich
Hard Archive slapping b*tches with music
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